Monday, November 17, 2003

Ramadhan is leaving...

Bak kata 'kite'... Ramadhan semakin hampir ke penghujungnya...

Ramadhan datang saban tahun dengan pelbagai kelebihan dan keistimewaan kepada mereka-mereka yang mengetahui dan mengambil manfaat daripadanya. Namun, bagi kebanyakan orang pada masa kini, Ramadhan is just another month...nothing special.

Kini... sekali lagi dia bakal meningggalkan kita... saban tahun kedatangan Ramadhan.. ia datang dengan wajah yang sama dan kelebihan yang sama. Namun bagi kita...setiap kedatangan Ramadhan menandakan usia semakin bertambah... maut semakin hampir... dosa dan pahala???...Hanya Tuhan yang tahu!!!

Well...tahun ini, 15 November jatuh bersamaan 20 Ramadhan... menandakan genap 22 tahun usia ku. :). Terima kasih kepada semua yang ingat. For me... nothing special with a birthday... it's just another day.

Thursday, November 13, 2003

From Boyfriend to Husband

--->dipetik daripada posting Ise @ Forum Smach. Very nice.

Subject: System
Upgrading - From Boyfriend to Husband

System Upgrading - From Boyfriend to Husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Reply: Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If
all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

Tech Support


REMARK : Aku rasa... Desperate tu yang tak compatible dengan Husband 1.0. Sepatutnya.. ia juga perlulah diupgrade ke Wife 1.0 instead of remain as Girlfriend 5.0. Kalau mentaliti masih lagi mentaliti girlfriend.. caner nak jadi isteri yang baik???